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Chapter 1

Throne room of Naboo, Queen Amidala is sitting
resplendent in her complicated robes. As the camera runs
around her, we note (unless we are distracted by her
impressive hairdo) that she does not wear any panties. In
fact, her bottom is bare (though a flowing skirt of white
fabric hides her lower legs, so you have to buy the video
and watch it twice to see
it at this point).

One of Amidala’s handmaidens enters. She looks just like
Amidala and so might just be a poster child for the
‘Clone Gals’-Episode. She wears very thin, flimsy robes,
which do not hide her lusty body, but since she is just a
minor character, the camera does not dwell long on her
curves. Still, fan sites about her spring up all over the
net, who later start flame wars with ‘official’ Amidala
fan sites fighting over who is more beautiful and has
cooler action figures. After all, George Fucas’
‘Handmaiden Padme The Other One’-figure even has a nice
plastic collar making her look really submissive and
handmaidenish when she wears it.

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